Violet Turns Into a Blueberry - 2005
My name is Violet Beauregarde and I had an extraordinary time at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. It was not fun. At. All.
Wanna know what happened?
It all started with Wonka's Three Course Meal.
I was with others in the inventing room, because I'd won a Golden Ticket, permitting me to go into Wonka's factory.
"Watch this!" Wonka said. A machine pulled out slowly, and it unfolded more and more. Finally, it came to a little strip of gum. I immediately took it, and examined it.
"You mean thats it?!" Mike Teavee said. I completely ignored the comment, gum was amazing.
"Do you even know what IT IS?" Mr. Wonka replied.
"It's gum" I replied, as I was chewing my gum that I chewed for several months.
"Yeah," Mr. Wonka explained. "It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe! know why? KNOW WHY? 'Cause this gum is a full three course dinner all by itself! HaHa!" Mr Wonka laughed. I was ready to chew this gum already! Everyone looked at the gum, that I was holding, and then back to Willy Wonka.
"Why would anyone want that?" Veruca's dad complained. What do you mean "why would anyone want that?" Old people like Veruca's dad don't know anything! I wanted to chew this gum already!
"It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. A strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will ever need at breakfast lunch and dinner. This gum contains tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie!" Willy Wonka explained.
"It sounds great!" Charlie's grandfather explained. Finally! Some old person with the right opinion!
"It sounds weird" Veruca replied. Okay, Veruca's family is obviously stupid. So therefore, I replied to Veruca.
"It sounds like my kind of gum" I said, eager to chew this gum. I put the gum I chewed for many months to the back of my ear, and was about to chew the Three Course Meal!
"I'd rather you didn't, there's still one or two things tha-" Willy Wonka stupidly said. I decided to interupt.
"I'm the WORLD RECORD holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of ANYTHING!"
I popped the gum into my mouth. I chewed quickly and excitedly.
"How is it, honey?" My mom asked.
"It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!" I was in a wonderland of this great tasting gum.
"Yeah! Spit it out!" Why would I EVER spit out this amazing gum? He even said it was amazing and sensational!
After I heard some voices to prevent me to keep chewing, but I kept chewing anyways. Nobody can stop me!
"It's changing, roast beef, and baked potato! Crispy skin and butter!" This was the greatest gum ever! I might as well chew this for two months!
My mom began to blab about me and how I'm going to be the first person in the world to have a chewing gum meal. I didn't care much, I was loving the taste of this gum!
"Yeah! I'm just concerned about the-" Mr. Wonka said, and I decided to interrupt. What was there to be concerned about? This was amazing! Wait, I felt the flavors changing!
"BLUEBERRY PIE AND ICE CREAM!" I screamed. This gum was amazing, all of my favorite foods, just into a stick!
"That part", Mr. Wonka said.
Then, it began.
"Whats happening to her nose?" Veruca said. What was she talking about? My nose felt fine. I gave a glare to Veruca, I mean was she hallucinating? Was she trying to make me spit out this gum? She was definitely jealous. I kept chewing anyways.
"It's turning blue!" Veruca's dad said. Oh look, Veruca's dad was going crazy as well huh?
"Your whole nose has gone purple!" My mom remarked. Are you serious guys, I mean I would feel something if my nose turned purple. I rubbed my fingers against my nose just in case. I didn't feel anything! 'Wha- what do you mean?"
"Violet! You're turning Violet!" As soon as she said this, I turned to Wonka! It was all of his fault!
"What's happening?!" My mom asked desperately.
"Well, I told you I hadn't got it right, because it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Blueberry Pie that does it... I'm terribly sorry!" He then suddenly ducked under. I started looking at my fingers, as they were turning purple! How worse can it get than this? Then my clothes started turning purple!
It gets even worse.
"Mother? What's happening to me?!" I desperately cry. I hear rubber sounds, but then I feel water pumping down my thighs. All I can do is moan and cry. When I look down at my stomach, it becomes bigger! I feel like I'm swelling! My thighs become wider!
Veruca yet laughs at this. She's smirking.
Suddenly, juice is running everywhere. I even feel it on my legs, thighs, and then, my butt starts to swell! They're as big as watermelons, wait they just became bigger! I'm moaning still!
"She's swelling up!" Charlie's grandfather said.
No reall--- OOOOH. Once I turn around, after looking at my huge rear-end, I see my belly button start to appear. I try to cover it with my shirt, but it won't budge. Everyone is starring at me, and my huge body.
"Like a blueberry!" Charlie remarks. I start swelling even more.
My eyes starting even turning from green to blue! My cheeks were getting fatter. I could only moan, I wasn't even able to speak! My stomach was expanding and I was rising. I tried to pull my big sweatshirt down, but it won't budge. I feel my stomach, and boy is it expanding! Juices felt sloshing all over my body. As I leaned on one side, all of the juice sloshed to that side.
Everyone was watching me expand bigger. My head was getting sucked into my juicy body. My sweatshirt was now huge, but not huge enough to cover my whole body. My stomach was open and showing! My hands weren't even able to touch my stomach! My legs were already sucked into my round body, making me immobile. However my arms were -- nevermind. My arms were slowly getting sucked into my blueberry body. My stomach was in front of all of the crowd. Just my stomach, not even my face. They were starring at my plump stomach. All I can do is moan from on top of my large body. My sight was all purple. I was seeing purple people like me, except they weren't plump blueberries! My body was now a blue ball, with little hands and feet. I wasn't able to move. My legs were up in the air like a ball, as I was tilted forwards a little bit. The only movement I was able to move with were my hands and feet, which didn't help. It just made my body rock back and forth. It's a wonder how my sweatshirt and pants didn't rip.
I looked down and saw my mother and Wonka discussing. My mom was staring at me in awe. I was a blueberry. Although I was high up, and stuffed, I could still hear mother and Mr. Wonka.
"I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?" My mom complained, concerned about my competition.
"You can put her in a county fair!" Veruca suggests. I am going to kill Veruca!
I suddenly hear music, and machines. Will they sing a song for me like Augustus? Those stupid Oompa-Loompas! I saw Oompa-Loompas coming forth from smoke, approaching me, the immobile blue ball with arms, legs and a head.
"Listen close, listen hard, the tale of Violet Beauregarde.
This gentle girl she sees no wrong, chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing all day long
Chewing chewing all day long. Chewing chewing all day long, chewing chewing all day long. Yeah"
Then, I start feeling pushes beneath me, and I start rolling. The Oompa-Loompas jump on top of me as if I was a dance floor! Was I that large? I screamed of fear, rolling down to the floor sideways.
"Shes goes on chewing till last, her chewing muscles grow so fast.
From her face her giant chin. Stick out just like a violin"
I feel steps all over my body, and jumping motions.
"Chewing chewing all day long, chewing chewing all day long, chewing chewing all day long"
During this, I moaned as they kept rolling me, and walking on top of me. I was hitting the floor with my head.
Then, I felt immense jumps on top of my body. Once my head reached near the top, I saw they were forming a pyramid on top of me. Are you serious? Was I THAT huge?
"For years and years she chews away, her jaws get stronger every day"
Once again, I scream as I hit the floor.
"And with one great tremendous chew, they bite the poor girl's tongue in two.
And that is why we try so hard, to save Miss Violet Beauregarde"
Save me? Pathetic, they're jumping and dancing on top of me like it was a celebration that I was a blueberry. I felt juice sloshing everywhere as I was rolled.
"Chewing, Chewing, all day long. Chewing Chewing, all day long. Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long"
Finally, they got off of me, and actually starting rolling me towards the door.
"Mr. Wonka!" I screamed. I wanted that grand prize! I heard my mom yelling about something called a 'Juicing Room'. Then Mr. Wonka told her I'd have to be squeezed to get the juice out of me. He then ordered the Oompa-Loompa's to take me to this Juicing Room. I felt them rolling me again then, I stopped. I was stuck in the doorway. I called mom to help push me out. She ran over, gave a hard push, and I was out the door on my way to the Juicing Room.
Wanna know what happened?
It all started with Wonka's Three Course Meal.
I was with others in the inventing room, because I'd won a Golden Ticket, permitting me to go into Wonka's factory.
"Watch this!" Wonka said. A machine pulled out slowly, and it unfolded more and more. Finally, it came to a little strip of gum. I immediately took it, and examined it.
"You mean thats it?!" Mike Teavee said. I completely ignored the comment, gum was amazing.
"Do you even know what IT IS?" Mr. Wonka replied.
"It's gum" I replied, as I was chewing my gum that I chewed for several months.
"Yeah," Mr. Wonka explained. "It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe! know why? KNOW WHY? 'Cause this gum is a full three course dinner all by itself! HaHa!" Mr Wonka laughed. I was ready to chew this gum already! Everyone looked at the gum, that I was holding, and then back to Willy Wonka.
"Why would anyone want that?" Veruca's dad complained. What do you mean "why would anyone want that?" Old people like Veruca's dad don't know anything! I wanted to chew this gum already!
"It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. A strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will ever need at breakfast lunch and dinner. This gum contains tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie!" Willy Wonka explained.
"It sounds great!" Charlie's grandfather explained. Finally! Some old person with the right opinion!
"It sounds weird" Veruca replied. Okay, Veruca's family is obviously stupid. So therefore, I replied to Veruca.
"It sounds like my kind of gum" I said, eager to chew this gum. I put the gum I chewed for many months to the back of my ear, and was about to chew the Three Course Meal!
"I'd rather you didn't, there's still one or two things tha-" Willy Wonka stupidly said. I decided to interupt.
"I'm the WORLD RECORD holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of ANYTHING!"
I popped the gum into my mouth. I chewed quickly and excitedly.
"How is it, honey?" My mom asked.
"It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!" I was in a wonderland of this great tasting gum.
"Yeah! Spit it out!" Why would I EVER spit out this amazing gum? He even said it was amazing and sensational!
After I heard some voices to prevent me to keep chewing, but I kept chewing anyways. Nobody can stop me!
"It's changing, roast beef, and baked potato! Crispy skin and butter!" This was the greatest gum ever! I might as well chew this for two months!
My mom began to blab about me and how I'm going to be the first person in the world to have a chewing gum meal. I didn't care much, I was loving the taste of this gum!
"Yeah! I'm just concerned about the-" Mr. Wonka said, and I decided to interrupt. What was there to be concerned about? This was amazing! Wait, I felt the flavors changing!
"BLUEBERRY PIE AND ICE CREAM!" I screamed. This gum was amazing, all of my favorite foods, just into a stick!
"That part", Mr. Wonka said.
Then, it began.
"Whats happening to her nose?" Veruca said. What was she talking about? My nose felt fine. I gave a glare to Veruca, I mean was she hallucinating? Was she trying to make me spit out this gum? She was definitely jealous. I kept chewing anyways.
"It's turning blue!" Veruca's dad said. Oh look, Veruca's dad was going crazy as well huh?
"Your whole nose has gone purple!" My mom remarked. Are you serious guys, I mean I would feel something if my nose turned purple. I rubbed my fingers against my nose just in case. I didn't feel anything! 'Wha- what do you mean?"
"Violet! You're turning Violet!" As soon as she said this, I turned to Wonka! It was all of his fault!
"What's happening?!" My mom asked desperately.
"Well, I told you I hadn't got it right, because it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Blueberry Pie that does it... I'm terribly sorry!" He then suddenly ducked under. I started looking at my fingers, as they were turning purple! How worse can it get than this? Then my clothes started turning purple!
It gets even worse.
"Mother? What's happening to me?!" I desperately cry. I hear rubber sounds, but then I feel water pumping down my thighs. All I can do is moan and cry. When I look down at my stomach, it becomes bigger! I feel like I'm swelling! My thighs become wider!
Veruca yet laughs at this. She's smirking.
Suddenly, juice is running everywhere. I even feel it on my legs, thighs, and then, my butt starts to swell! They're as big as watermelons, wait they just became bigger! I'm moaning still!
"She's swelling up!" Charlie's grandfather said.
No reall--- OOOOH. Once I turn around, after looking at my huge rear-end, I see my belly button start to appear. I try to cover it with my shirt, but it won't budge. Everyone is starring at me, and my huge body.
"Like a blueberry!" Charlie remarks. I start swelling even more.
My eyes starting even turning from green to blue! My cheeks were getting fatter. I could only moan, I wasn't even able to speak! My stomach was expanding and I was rising. I tried to pull my big sweatshirt down, but it won't budge. I feel my stomach, and boy is it expanding! Juices felt sloshing all over my body. As I leaned on one side, all of the juice sloshed to that side.
Everyone was watching me expand bigger. My head was getting sucked into my juicy body. My sweatshirt was now huge, but not huge enough to cover my whole body. My stomach was open and showing! My hands weren't even able to touch my stomach! My legs were already sucked into my round body, making me immobile. However my arms were -- nevermind. My arms were slowly getting sucked into my blueberry body. My stomach was in front of all of the crowd. Just my stomach, not even my face. They were starring at my plump stomach. All I can do is moan from on top of my large body. My sight was all purple. I was seeing purple people like me, except they weren't plump blueberries! My body was now a blue ball, with little hands and feet. I wasn't able to move. My legs were up in the air like a ball, as I was tilted forwards a little bit. The only movement I was able to move with were my hands and feet, which didn't help. It just made my body rock back and forth. It's a wonder how my sweatshirt and pants didn't rip.
I looked down and saw my mother and Wonka discussing. My mom was staring at me in awe. I was a blueberry. Although I was high up, and stuffed, I could still hear mother and Mr. Wonka.
"I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?" My mom complained, concerned about my competition.
"You can put her in a county fair!" Veruca suggests. I am going to kill Veruca!
I suddenly hear music, and machines. Will they sing a song for me like Augustus? Those stupid Oompa-Loompas! I saw Oompa-Loompas coming forth from smoke, approaching me, the immobile blue ball with arms, legs and a head.
"Listen close, listen hard, the tale of Violet Beauregarde.
This gentle girl she sees no wrong, chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing all day long
Chewing chewing all day long. Chewing chewing all day long, chewing chewing all day long. Yeah"
Then, I start feeling pushes beneath me, and I start rolling. The Oompa-Loompas jump on top of me as if I was a dance floor! Was I that large? I screamed of fear, rolling down to the floor sideways.
"Shes goes on chewing till last, her chewing muscles grow so fast.
From her face her giant chin. Stick out just like a violin"
I feel steps all over my body, and jumping motions.
"Chewing chewing all day long, chewing chewing all day long, chewing chewing all day long"
During this, I moaned as they kept rolling me, and walking on top of me. I was hitting the floor with my head.
Then, I felt immense jumps on top of my body. Once my head reached near the top, I saw they were forming a pyramid on top of me. Are you serious? Was I THAT huge?
"For years and years she chews away, her jaws get stronger every day"
Once again, I scream as I hit the floor.
"And with one great tremendous chew, they bite the poor girl's tongue in two.
And that is why we try so hard, to save Miss Violet Beauregarde"
Save me? Pathetic, they're jumping and dancing on top of me like it was a celebration that I was a blueberry. I felt juice sloshing everywhere as I was rolled.
"Chewing, Chewing, all day long. Chewing Chewing, all day long. Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long"
Finally, they got off of me, and actually starting rolling me towards the door.
"Mr. Wonka!" I screamed. I wanted that grand prize! I heard my mom yelling about something called a 'Juicing Room'. Then Mr. Wonka told her I'd have to be squeezed to get the juice out of me. He then ordered the Oompa-Loompa's to take me to this Juicing Room. I felt them rolling me again then, I stopped. I was stuck in the doorway. I called mom to help push me out. She ran over, gave a hard push, and I was out the door on my way to the Juicing Room.