Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - 2005
Mrs. Beauregarde: These are just some of the 263 trophies and medals my Violet has won.
Violet Beauregarde: I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things, I laid off the gum; switched to candy bars.
Mrs. Beauregarde: She's just a driven young women. I don't know where she gets it.
Violet Beauregarde: [glances at chewing gum trophy] I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer. This piece of gum I'm chewing right at this moment I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record.
Mrs Beauregarde: Of course, I did have my share of trophies, mostly baton.
Violet Beauregarde: So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest. I don't care who those other four are. That kid, it's gonna be me.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Tell them why Violet.
Violet Beauregarde: Because I'm a winner!
[After Willy Wonka's Welcome song is done]
Violet Beauregarde: Who are you?
Grandpa Joe: He's Willy Wonka!
Violet Beauregarde: [hugs Wonka] Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.
Willy Wonka: [freaked out] Oh. I don't care.
Violet Beauregarde: Well, you should care. Because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end.
Willy Wonka: Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key.
[While walking down the corridor]
Veruca Salt: [Turns to Violet] Let's be friends.
Violet Beauregarde: Best friends.
[Charlie finds a shiny apple and begins to reach for it, but Violet grabs it first. She proceeds to take out her gum and puts it behind her ear]
Charlie Bucket: [asking about Violet's gum] Why hold onto it? Why not start a new piece?
Violet Beauregarde: Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you.
[As Augustus is being sucked up the pipe]
Violet Beauregarde: There he goes.
[After Augustus's song]
Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka: Huh?
Charlie Bucket: Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song unless they-
Willy Wonka: [interrupts] Improvisation is parlor trick, anyone can do it.
[Turns to Violet]
Willy Wonka: You, little girl. Say something. Anything.
Violet Beauregarde: Chewing gum.
Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.
Mike Teavee: No, it isn't.
Willy Wonka: [Pretends not to hear] Uh, you really shouldn't mumble. Because I can't understand a word you're saying. Now, on with the tour.
[Starts walking and everyone else follows]
[Oompa Loompas are laughing]
Violet Beauregarde: What's so funny?
Willy Wonka: I think it's from all those dog-gone cocoa beans. Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.
Mrs. Beauregarde: [flirtily] You don't say?
Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?
Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we're children.
Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.
Mike Teavee: You were once.
Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting hat on top of my head.
[As the boat enters a dark tunnel]
Violet Beauregarde: How can they see where they're going?
Willy Wonka: They can't. There's no knowing where they're going.
[Asking about the Everlasting Gobstopper machine]
Violet Beauregarde: Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this?
Willy Wonka: Oh! Let me show you. [Oompa-Loompa hands him a gobstopper] Thank you. [Holds up the gobstopper] These are Everlasting Gobstoppers. They're for children who are given very little allowance money. You can suck on it all year, and it'll never get any smaller. Isn't that neat?
Violet Beauregarde: It's like gum.
Willy Wonka: No. Gum is for chewing. If you tried chewing one of these gobstoppers you'd break all your little teeth off. But they sure do taste terrific.
[Gum pops out of the machine. Violet takes it from its slot]
Mike Teavee: You mean that’s it?
Willy Wonka: Do you even know what “it” is?
Violet Beauregarde: It’s gum.
Willy Wonka: Yeah. It’s a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe. Know why? Know why? Because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself.
Mr. Salt: Why would anyone want that?
Willy Wonka: [Takes out note cards. Flips to one] It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. Just a little strip of Wonka’s magic chewing gum and that is all you will [Flips to next card] ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner. This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie.
Grandpa Joe: It sounds great!
Veruca Salt: It sounds weird.
Violet Beauregarde: Sounds like my kind of gum.
[Takes old gum out and puts it behind her ear]
Willy Wonka: [about Violet grabbing the gum] I'd rather you didn't. There's still one or two things that are a little-
Violet Beauregarde: I'm the World Record holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything!
[Pops the gum in her mouth]
Mrs. Beauregarde: How is it, honey?
Violet Beauregarde: It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Spit it out.
Grandpa Joe: Young lady, I think you'd better-
Violet Beauregarde: It's changing... roast beef and baked potato. Crispy skin and butter!
Mrs. Beauregarde: Keep chewin' kiddo! My little girl's gonna be the first person in the world to have a chewing gum meal!
Willy Wonka: Yeah. I'm just a little concerned about the-
Violet Beauregarde: Blueberry pie and ice cream!
Willy Wonka: That part.
Veruca Salt: [staring at Violet] What's happening to her nose?
[Violet keeps chewing and her nose starts turning blue]
Mr. Salt: It's turning blue!
Mrs. Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple!
Violet Beauregarde: [touching her nose] W-What do you mean?
Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet! [Turns to Wonka; concerned] What's happening?
Willy Wonka: Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right, 'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Blueberry Pie that does it. I'm terribly sorry!
[Wonka ducks down as everyone begins to back away from Violet, who continues turning blue]
Violet Beauregarde: Mother, what's happening to me?
[Gasps and looks downward as she starts to swell]
[Everyone watches as her whole body begins to swell up]
Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up!
[Everyone continues backing away from Violet]
Charlie Bucket: Like a blueberry.
[Violet's face swells up as her eyes turn from green to blue]
[Violet's body continues to swell until she's about 10 ft tall. Her body has become a round sphere and her arms, legs, and even her head have been pulled into her body by the swelling]
Blueberry Violet: [Grunts] [Tries to look downwards at the group, her eyes wide with fear]
Willy Wonka: [Pops up behind Mrs. Beauregarde] I've tried it on, like, twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!
Mrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete!?
Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair!
[Wonka laughs]
Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas start singing]
♫ Listen close,and listen hard, the tale of Violet Beauregarde.
This dreadful girl she sees no wrong
In chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long.
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Yeah!
[Oompa Loompas jump onto and begin to roll Blueberry Violet]
Blueberry Violet: Hellllllllp!
She goes on chewing till at last, her chewing muscles grow so fast
And from her face to her giant chin, sticks out just like a violin.
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
[Oompa Loompas continue to jump all over Blueberry Violet]
For years and years she chews away,
her jaws get stronger every day.
[Blueberry Violet screams as she rolls towards the floor]
And with one great tremendous chew...
they bite poor girl's tongue in two.
And that is why we try so hard,
To save Miss Violet Beauregarde
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day
long. ♫
[Oompa Loompas stop rolling Blueberry Violet, jump off her, and begin rolling her toward the door]
Blueberry Violet: Help! Please Help!
[Oompa Loompas roll Blueberry Violet to front of door as they continue chanting "Chewing chewing all day long"]
Blueberry Violet: Mr. Wonka!
[Oompa Loompas stop singing]
Willy Wonka: [to Oompa Loompa] I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat and take her along to the Juicing Room at once. Okay?
Mrs. Beauregarde: The Juicing Room? What are they gonna do to her there?
Willy Wonka: Oh, they're gonna squeeze her. Like a little pimple. We've gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately.
[Mrs. Beauregarde gasps]
[Mrs. Beauregarde runs up to Blueberry Violet, who is stuck in the door]
Blueberry Violet: Mother, help me. Please!
[Mrs. Beauregarde helps Oompa Loompas push Blueberry Violet through door]
Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching into a pretzel shape] Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.
Mrs. Beauregarde: [disapprovingly] Yes, but you're blue.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - 1971
Interviewer: And it can happen right here too, unbelievable as it sounds, right here in America. Where even in the smallest town, the happiest of dreams can come true. Because folks, here she is Miss Violet Beauregarde finder of Wonka's Golden Ticket #3. From Miles City, Montana. And with her the proud parents, Mr. Beauregarde, a prominent local politician, a great civic leader -
Mr. Beauregarde: Hi friends, Sam Beauregarde here, "Square Deal" Sam to you, with all of today's great give away bargains! The finest values you'll get in the entire country! Now this little number right here is a 4-door Sedan-
Violet Beauregarde: C'mon dad, they don't want you!
Interviewer: Violet, would you care to say a few words to the nation?
Violet Beauregarde: Sure I will. [Waves Golden Ticket in air] Here it is. Golden Ticket #3, and it's all mine!
Interviewer: How'd this all happen, Violet?
Violet Beauregarde: Well, I'm a gum chewer, normally. But when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka's, I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars, instead. Now, of course, I'm right back on gum. I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet!
Violet Beauregarde: Cool it, Mother!
[showing her gum to the audience]
Violet Beauregarde: Now, this little piece of gum here is one I've been chewing on for three months solid, and that's a world record. It's beaten the record held by my best friend, Miss Cornelia Prince Medal. And, WAS she mad.
[puts the gum back in her mouth and continues chewing, then waves]
Violet Beauregarde: Hi, Cornelia. How are ya, sweetie?
Mr. Beauregarde: Hi, friends! Sam Beauregarde here. The next time you're in Miles City, Montana don't forget to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart-
Violet Beauregarde: Cut it out, Dad! For heavens sake, this is my show! [Turns to camera] Hi, Cornelia sweetie! I've still got it. now, how's this for a stretch? [Pulls gum out of her mouth in a long strand]
[Walking up to greet Wonka and hand him her ticket]
Violet Beauregarde: Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka: Darling child! Welcome to Wonka's.
Violet Beauregarde: What kind of gum you got here?
Willy Wonka: Charming! [Touches Violet's chin] Charming!
[While hanging up her coat]
Violet Beauregarde: When do I get my chocolate?
Mr. Beauregarde: First take off your coat, Violet.
Mrs. Gloop: What a disgusting, dirty river!
Mr. Salt: It's industrial waste. You've ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted.
Willy Wonka: it's chocolate.
Veruca Salt: That's chocolate?
Charlie Bucket: That's chocolate!
Violet Beauregarde: A chocolate river.
Grandpa Joe: That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
Charlie Bucket: Grandpa, look over there across the river. They're little men!
Grandpa Joe: Jumping crocodiles, Charlie! Now we know who makes the chocolate.
Mr. Salt: I never saw anybody with an orange face before. Funny looking people aren't they Wonka?
Mrs. Teavee: What are they doing there?
Willy Wonka: Must be creaming and sugaring time.
Violet Beauregarde: Well, they can't be real people.
Willy Wonka: Why, of course they're real people.
Mr. Salt: Stuff and nonsense!
Willy Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.
The Group: [turning around] Oompa Loompas?
Willy Wonka: From Loompaland.
Mrs. Teavee: Loompaland? There's no such place.
Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady, but...
Mrs. Teavee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."
Mr. Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!
Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Veruca Salt: [whining] I want an Oompa Loompa now!
Violet Beauregarde: Can it, you nit!
Mrs. Teavee: [as the Wonkatania starts to move] I think I'm going to be seasick!
Willy Wonka: [handing something to Mrs. Teevee] Here, take these.
Mrs. Teavee: What are they?
Willy Wonka: Rainbow drops. Suck them and you can spit in seven different colors!
Violet Beauregarde: [as she digs around in her nostril] Spitting's a dirty habit.
Willy Wonka: I know a worse one.
[On the boat ride]
Violet Beauregarde: What is this, a freak out?
Charlie Bucket: What's it do?
Willy Wonka: Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Violet Beauregarde: Did you say Everlasting Gobstoppers?
Willy Wonka: That's right. For children with very little pocket money. You can suck them forever.
Veruca Salt: I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!
Violet Beauregarde: Me too!
Mike Teavee: And me!
Violet Beauregarde: [Along with the other kids] Agreed!
Veruca Salt: [after Willy gives an Everlasting Gobstopper to each of the kids] Hey, she's got two! I want another one!
Violet Beauregarde: [showing her Gobstopper to Veruca] Stop squawking, you twit!
Willy Wonka: [making it clear he's not going to stand for the girls' bickering] Everybody has had ONE, and ONE is enough for anybody. Now come along.
Willy Wonka: Now over here, if you follow me, I have something rather special to show you.
Mr Salt: Oh it's special all right. I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one.
Violet Beauregarde: What a contraption!
Willy Wonka: Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder.
Willy Wonka: Finito!
Veruca Salt: That's all?!
Willy Wonka: That's all! Don't you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum.
Willy Wonka: [happily, but sarcastically] Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Violet Beauregarde: What's so fab about it?
Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.
Mr. Salt: Bull.
Willy Wonka: No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.
Violet Beauregarde: [reaches out and takes gum] I don't care.
Willy Wonka: Oh! I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.
Violet Beauregarde: So long's it gum then that's for me.
Mr. Beauregarde: Violet, now don't you do anything stupid.
[Violet groans sarcastically, puts the gum into her mouth and walks towards the door. Other kids follow her]
Charlie Bucket: Well, what's it taste like?
Violet Beauregarde: Madness! It's Tomato Soup! It's hot and creamy and I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious.
Willy Wonka: Stop, don't.
Charlie Bucket: Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka?
Grandpa Joe: Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.
Violet Beauregarde: This sure is great soup! hey the second course is coming up. Roast Beef and a Baked Potato, mmmmmmm!
Mr. Beauregarde: With Sour Cream? [laughs] What's for desert, baby?
Violet Beauregarde: Desert? Here it comes...Blueberry Pie and Cream it's the most marvelous blueberry Pie I've ever tasted!
[Violet's face turns blue]
Charlie Bucket: Look at her face!
Mr. Beauregarde: Holy toledo, now what's happening to your face?
Violet Beauregarde: Cool it dad! Let me finish.
Mr. Beauregarde: Yeah, but your face it turning blue! Violet, you're turning Violet, Violet!
Violet Beauregarde: What are you talking about?
Willy Wonka: I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet.
[Mr Beauregarde notices Violet, runs over to her]
Mr. Beauregarde: Violet, what are you doing now? You're blowing up!
Violet Beauregarde: I feel funny!
[Violet's belt pops off]
Grandpa Joe: I'm not surprised.
Violet Beauregarde: What's happening?!
Mr. Beauregarde: You're blowing up like a balloon!
Willy Wonka: Like a blueberry.
Mr. Beauregarde: Call a doctor!
Mrs. Teavee: Stick her with a pin!
Charlie Bucket: She'll pop!
Willy Wonka: It happens every time. They all become blueberries.
Mr. Beauregarde: You've really done it this time Wonka, I'll break you for this!
Willy Wonka: Oh well, I'll get it right in the end.
Violet Beauregarde: Help! Help!
Mr. Beauregarde: [gasps] We gotta let the air out of her, quick!
Willy Wonka: There's no air in there. It's juice.
Mr. Beauregarde: Juice?!
Willy Wonka: [to Oompa-Loompa] Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once please?
Mr. Beauregarde: What for?
Willy Wonka: For squeezing. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes.
Mr. Beauregarde: Explodes?!
Willy Wonka: It's a fairly simple operation.
Oompa Loompas: [Oompa Loompas start singing]
[Oompa Loompas look over at Violet's blueberry condition then start walking around her. Violet tries to follow, but is only able to turn a few steps, due to her girth]
♫Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
[Oompa Loompas move foward and put their hands onto Violet, who begins trying to shoo them away by flapping her hands]
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
[Oompa Loompas lower Violet so that she's sideways on the ground]
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
[Two Oompa Loompas walk over to the other side of the room as the others roll Violet towards them]
Chewing and chewing all day long
[Oompa Loompas stop Violet from rolling]
The way that a cow does
[Oompa Loompas push her back to the other Oompa Loompas]
[Oompa Loompas catch Violet then proceed to turn her around]
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do♫
[Oompa Loompas roll Violet out of the Inventing Room]
Mr Beauregarde: [Led out of the Inventing Room by an Oompa Loompa] I'll get even with you Wonka if it's the last thing I ever do! I've got a blueberry for a daughter.
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory - The New Musical (London)
Mr. Beauregarde:
♫What kind of music do you love? (POP)
We all are vultures if the culture's (POP)
When you want daddy what you call out? (POP)
And speaking of daddies, I'm the paw (WOO)
Who has a little darlin' with a million dollar jaw (HEY)And when she gets a-chewing, ain't no way she's gonna (STOP!)
This little star'll make make your (JAWS DROP!)
People of the world, allow me introduce a little lady who is royalty of the highest order. She's "The Double Bubble Duchess". She's my daughter and her name is, well, her name is...
Violet: Well, my name is Violet Beauregarde and I like gum.
I chew so good it's made me the sensation I've become. For over half a year, well I've been blowin' this bazooka.
It's fruity, not nutty, like that stupid girl Veruca.
You'll find my competition are on traction or crutches. And that is why my title is The Double Bubble Duchess.
Entourage: The Double Bubble Duchess, (Uh-huh)
That's her sticky claim to fame, (That's right)
She's always on the bubble, (Yeah)
So file it, Violet Beauregarde's the name
Cherry: Violet, your addiction to chewing, where did it start?
Violet: Well, it started as a baby cause I talked a mile a minute.
My mama thought my mouth would stop if she put something in it.
No matter what she gave me, I could chew with inspiration.
I started breaking records with my dental dedication.
Mr. Beauregarde: It seems she would chew anything she got within her clutches.
Violet: And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess!
Entourage: The Double Bubble Duchess, (The Double Bubble Duchess)
That's her sticky claim to fame, (It's my fame)
She's always on the bubble, (I'm always on the bubble)
So file it, Violet Beauregarde's the name.
Cherry: Violet, what we really want to know is, how do you get your ticket?
Violet: When, I, heard about the contest,
I joined the choc'late war.
I may love chewing gum, but I like winning even more.
I bought a Wonka Bar and threw the wrapper started slashing.
I won a golden ticket (And the cameras started flashing!),
So now it's seems I'm famous, I'm all over the TV.
Cornelia Prinzmetal is as jealous as can be.
The movies are all calling and networks are so pursuing.
I bet my dad could even sell this Juicy Fruit I'm chewing!
Mr. Beauregarde: There's golden in them molars and in everything she touches.
Violet: And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess.
Entourage: The Double Bubble Duchess, (The Double Bubble Duchess)
That's her sticky claim to fame, (It's my fame)
She's always on the bubble
Violet: And let me tell ya',
I love to snap, I love to chew,
When I'm done, it's on your shoe.
I'm never gonna stop, POP.
Um, I heart gum.
Entourage: The Double Bubble Duchess,
That's her sticky claim to fame,
She's always on the bubble (I'm always on the bubble)
So Violet, (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) file it, Beauregarde's the name
The Double Bubble Duchess (The Double Bubble Duchess)
That's her sticky claim to fame (Your sticky claim to fame)
So don't you give her any trouble...
Violet: Cuz let me tell you I'm here to pop and stake my claim.
Mr. Beauregarde: It's in the cards.
All: Yes, Beauregarde's the name, WOO!♫
Violet: I chew.
Violet: Hey, just let me in, I'm here to win.
Violet: Tomato soup!!!!
Willy Wonka: That's the starter - It's quite traditional.
Violet: Roast Chicken!!!
Willy Wonka: Sunday afternoon - all the family in the parlor - pick of the pops on the radio.
Violet: Potatoes and Gravy!!!
Willy Wonka: Granny dribbling in the corner.
Violet: Fizzy Orange!!!
Willy Wonka: Violet whatever you do don't hit pudding.
Mr. Beauregarde: Ignore him Vi! You chew girl. Do it!
Wonka: Violet No -
Violet: Cheese and crackers!!!
Wonka: VIOLET. Don't get to pudding!
Violet: Oh my...
Mr. Beauregarde: What is it honey?
Violet: PIE!
Wonka: Pudding.
Mr. Beauregarde: What kind of pie, Vi?
Violet: BLUEBERRY PIE, DADDY! BLUEBERRY PIE!
Wonka: Pudding.
[Violet begins swelling up. She looks down, sees her midsection swelling up, and begins panicking and flailing her hands]
Mr. Beauregarde: My GOD Wonka, what is happening to her!? She's getting bigger!
Wonka: Excess Fructose in the fluid sacs I'm afraid.
Mr. Beauregarde: What the pop does that mean?
Wonka: It means... it means... she's turning into a blueberry!!!
Oompa Loompa DJ:
And here she is, new in at number one, chewing up the charts
She's big and getting bigger
She's blue and getting bluer
She's a fruit based sensation
And she goes by the name of Juicy!
Oompa Loompas:
♫Everybody wants a piece of the action
Everybody's talking 'bout "Juicy"! (Violet: Help me!)
Daddy wanted her to be the main attraction
Now everybody's talking 'bout "Juicy"!
Mr. Beauregarde: What have you done to her?!
Violet: Get me out of here!
"Juicy" is a girl named Violet B.
She doesn't have a talent as far as we can see
But she wants to be a star though there's nothing she can do
She's gonna be famous now for just turning blue
Squeeze that Mother out!
Mr. Beauregarde: I can't put a blueberry on the cover of Vogue! I'm calling my lawyer!
Everybody wants a piece of the action
Everybody's talking 'bout "Juicy"!
Daddy blew her up into a big transaction
Now everybody's talking 'bout "Juicy"!
[Violet: Daddy! (Soundtrack ONLY)]
She always wanted fame now she's 'bout to explode
(Pop!)
We'll scoop up every chunk and we'll serve her a la mode!
She's gonna hit the big time when the big gum drops
She'll finally burst her bubble on the "Top Of The Pops"!
(Dowah, dowah, dowah, dowah) dfff
Mr. Beauregarde: Oh my God, she's HUGE, she's BEAUTIFUL, I could put her on the cover of Fruit Monthly!
Violet: Daddy!
Mr. Beauregarde: Don't worry, baby; we are gonna be rich!
[Mr Beauregarde: I've got an idea. Hello, Fruit Monthly...? (Soundtrack ONLY)]
Her lips say nothing and her hands do less!
Her clothes are yours cause soon she'll need a tent for a dress
Her stomach will be perfect when it's squeezed and it's oozed!
Her brain's in mint condition cause it's never been used
Her legs are good and sturdy cause they ran toward the spotlight!
You have to take 'em both to split them up would be not right
But you had better hurry if you wanna grab her ear!
Cause in 15 minutes she is bound to disappear!
Mr Beauregarde: Baby we're gonna be rich!
Ahh!
Everybody wants a piece of the action
Everybody's talkin' 'bout "Juicy"!
Her favorite body parts will soon be yours for a fraction
Her insides flying overhead will be a distraction
Today nobody knows about Ravel or Debussy
But everybody knows about
Everybody's talking 'bout
Ohhhh....!
"Juicy"!♫
[Explosion is heard]
Mr. Beauregarde: She exploded!
Wonka: Really must go back to the drawing board with that one.
Mr. Beauregarde: She exploded!
Wonka: She didn't explode Mr. Beauregarde. Her bubble burst, that's all. It could happen to the rest of us. Now pop down to the juicing room, scoop her out of the fruit bowl, if you're lucky you'll get her before she starts to ferment.
Mr. Beauregarde: She exploded!